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wow, best blog experience ever. i agreed with everything you said, laughed with you, and shared your fleeting sadness on the ephemeral whatsits. thanks!
Note also Mr [yeah sounds like wolf, you must be well hard] Wolof this [self indulgent piss streak on a child’s bedrooms wall [right near the bed as well].] blog is now listed in my [really massive but underutilized] favorites folder and so may be visited [on blue moons and other important [though unlikely] occasions] regularly. So write more. Lisp much?
Yes, I did! This is My Blog, woman! I have the right to talk shit here!
Also, fuck you, mainstream media assholes, you gutless fucks! Great things are happening in Iraq! Why don’t you have the balls to write about them? I heard someone repainted a schoolhouse, for instance. Why isn’t this in the news?
David Copperfield and two female assistants were robbed at gun point. David showed the assailants that his pockets were empty. Only they weren’t!!
It was a trick!
I would’ve posted this to monkeyfilter, only it’s shit. wolof.wordpress is where I shall send stuff not worthy of monkeyfilter. Unless there’s an objection. At last somewhere to post the crap! Hurray. [I won’t really.]
Hey wolof, j’ai commencé un dictionnaire de wolof, parce que dama sonnu de ne jamais avoir un dictionnaire sous la main. J’habite dans 3 continents. Pas possible d’acheter tout en trois exemplaires.
Je comptais aussi sur toi pour m’aider, mais comme tu ne parles pas…
sup urgh. cool site. thanks for the pub. i’ma go ahead and third kevjohn2006’s sentiments concerning mos def. peace peace. Come on http://tropaadet.dk/sierrasears66129081815
November 27, 2005 at 3:47 am |
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April 21, 2006 at 12:43 pm |
Hi Monkeyfilter!
April 21, 2006 at 12:46 pm |
Pretty much going to have to demand that you add more content here, if you want more traffic.
April 21, 2006 at 12:53 pm |
This is just how I like it!
April 21, 2006 at 1:07 pm |
Not sure you’re quite grasping the concept of a blog here, Wolof…
April 21, 2006 at 9:00 pm |
This is by far the best blog I have ever read, bar none.
April 21, 2006 at 11:19 pm |
“Blog” is the second ugliest word in the universe. “Blogosphere” is the ugliest. Take that, languagehat!
April 21, 2006 at 11:26 pm |
Wolfo, I am very disappointed in you.
April 21, 2006 at 11:27 pm |
ps–Check out my blog!!!
April 21, 2006 at 11:33 pm |
All the girls love my meatloaf.
April 21, 2006 at 11:39 pm |
It looks like meatloaf? Yikes!
April 22, 2006 at 12:01 am |
I love you, mandyman, but whoring your blog out on this august space is just low.
April 22, 2006 at 12:04 am |
Made you look, didn’t I?
April 22, 2006 at 9:31 am |
Nostril is actually the ugliest English word.
April 22, 2006 at 1:24 pm |
Hey, that’s a bit pointed, isn’t it?
April 22, 2006 at 3:27 pm |
OoooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOooooooo
April 22, 2006 at 7:11 pm |
You want a bigger dick, mang?
Click on my name!!!
(What does “mang” mean?)
April 22, 2006 at 7:25 pm |
*votes for buttocks as the ugliest English word*
April 22, 2006 at 8:04 pm |
Futtocks?
April 22, 2006 at 9:14 pm |
Duh, guys–it’s buttafuco!
April 22, 2006 at 10:02 pm |
wow, best blog experience ever. i agreed with everything you said, laughed with you, and shared your fleeting sadness on the ephemeral whatsits. thanks!
April 22, 2006 at 11:48 pm |
*weeps with gratitude*
April 23, 2006 at 12:26 am |
Wow, even with no content Wolof’s blog still has more content than mandyman’s site! 🙂
April 23, 2006 at 12:32 am |
Hey, comments are content too!
April 23, 2006 at 6:49 am |
Nostril is actually the ugliest English word.
Wrong. The correct answer is “moist.”
April 23, 2006 at 6:51 am |
Some might say it’s kumquat.
April 24, 2006 at 9:59 am |
Oooh, moist is a good one.
#2 says the ugliest English word is “bra”. He’s just biased.
April 24, 2006 at 11:37 am |
Do you have an opinion? Leave one here, it’s free! What is the most motherfucking ugliest word in any language?
April 24, 2006 at 12:49 pm |
Ugly words:
Vericose.
Bile.
Disenfranchise.
Schenectady.
Mould.
Smegma.
April 24, 2006 at 1:58 pm |
MoFi is DOWN!!!
April 24, 2006 at 2:09 pm |
phew, at least wolof’s wonderful blog is reliable!
ugliest phrase in any language: “the bar is now closed”
April 24, 2006 at 6:52 pm |
Nigger
Bucolic
Obeisance
Dirigisme
Cunt
Paki
Ethology
Bitch
Oneiric
Spaz
Whore
No
Yes
April 24, 2006 at 6:59 pm |
Note also Mr [yeah sounds like wolf, you must be well hard] Wolof this [self indulgent piss streak on a child’s bedrooms wall [right near the bed as well].] blog is now listed in my [really massive but underutilized] favorites folder and so may be visited [on blue moons and other important [though unlikely] occasions] regularly. So write more. Lisp much?
April 24, 2006 at 7:18 pm |
It’s a lovely shade of blue.
April 24, 2006 at 8:38 pm |
I vote for the term “anal dilator.” Really, just anal.
April 24, 2006 at 9:15 pm |
I left my opinion someplace, but it does not seem to be here. Now, where did I put it?
April 24, 2006 at 11:42 pm |
Self-indulgent piss streak! So glad you could join in with your own little smear! I especially enjoyed the double square brackets.
April 25, 2006 at 7:19 am |
I’m sorry, did you say something?
April 25, 2006 at 1:11 pm |
Yes, I did! This is My Blog, woman! I have the right to talk shit here!
Also, fuck you, mainstream media assholes, you gutless fucks! Great things are happening in Iraq! Why don’t you have the balls to write about them? I heard someone repainted a schoolhouse, for instance. Why isn’t this in the news?
Doesn’t anyone care?
April 25, 2006 at 1:21 pm |
any
April 25, 2006 at 1:21 pm |
more?
April 25, 2006 at 10:21 pm |
Everyone is busy watching $country Idol and arguing over whether the host is gay.
April 25, 2006 at 10:24 pm |
Mohammed Seaquest is queer as a coot! And yes, that is his real name!
April 26, 2006 at 3:43 am |
And how would you know?
April 26, 2006 at 3:51 am |
You do know we have an official position on awkward questions here?
We roll up tight into a little ball and go “Sqeeeeee!”
April 26, 2006 at 3:54 am |
I’m not asking about how your date went, you spaz.
April 26, 2006 at 7:05 am |
*gasp!*
omg she said spaz — OMG *I* said spaz! Oh noes!
April 26, 2006 at 7:14 am |
You said “spaz” in this temple of PC?
I will devise an appropriate punishment.
April 26, 2006 at 7:16 am |
A really spazzy one. For spazzers who say “spaz”.
April 26, 2006 at 5:03 pm |
This rocks. Rocks my world. Have some [free] square brackets. []
April 26, 2006 at 5:15 pm |
David Copperfield and two female assistants were robbed at gun point. David showed the assailants that his pockets were empty. Only they weren’t!!
It was a trick!
http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1187698,00.html
I would’ve posted this to monkeyfilter, only it’s shit. wolof.wordpress is where I shall send stuff not worthy of monkeyfilter. Unless there’s an objection. At last somewhere to post the crap! Hurray. [I won’t really.]
April 28, 2006 at 8:25 pm |
copperfield must be a really crappy magician if he couldn’t just make the gun(s) disappear.
April 29, 2006 at 9:03 am |
Yawn. Is this all there is?
April 29, 2006 at 9:57 am |
I’m afraid so, Peggy Lee. It’s what you make it.
April 30, 2006 at 12:03 am |
Borecore, baby.
April 30, 2006 at 12:54 am |
Let’s break out the booze and have a ball!
April 30, 2006 at 1:55 am |
It takes two hands to hold my whopper.
April 30, 2006 at 2:15 am |
I wonder how much of it I can eat?
May 11, 2006 at 12:34 pm |
*sneaks in, sees everyone asleep*
*steals scotch*
*cops a few feels*
May 11, 2006 at 10:48 pm |
*reminds mct that the security cameras here never sleep*
May 18, 2006 at 5:56 am |
You call this porn? This is not porn sir.
May 18, 2006 at 6:02 am |
We can’t afford porn here, all we have is pirated games out the back.
May 23, 2006 at 4:23 am |
Why don’t you get a job already?
May 23, 2006 at 4:28 am |
What do you mean? This is my job!
May 23, 2006 at 6:05 am |
You poor poor man.
August 4, 2006 at 1:08 am |
Hello? (lo?) (lo?)
Anyone here? (ere?) (ere?)
August 4, 2006 at 1:11 am |
We never sleep.
August 9, 2006 at 8:11 am |
I’ll sleep when I’m dead.
KILL. ME.
August 9, 2006 at 8:11 am |
Kid. Bronchitis. Ear infection. Ack.
August 9, 2006 at 9:28 am |
I’m so sorry.
July 25, 2007 at 9:52 am |
Glad to see that this magnificent effort continues. Yay for new media!
July 25, 2007 at 10:06 am |
It’s not me that got old. It’s the web.
August 2, 2007 at 6:13 am |
It’s not a zero sum sorta thing, my friend.
August 2, 2007 at 6:14 am |
Yes, but it’s ver ver wearing administering this site.
August 19, 2008 at 6:52 am |
Yaw beri wax comme c’est pas possible! Man nax yaw!
August 19, 2008 at 6:54 am |
Pourquoi je suis en bleu, et tous les autres sont en noir chez toi.?
August 20, 2008 at 4:02 am |
YOWE NGA BOUN BOREY! …I just thought I would inject some actual Wolof in here.
August 20, 2008 at 5:00 am |
Et hop, l’action continue!
August 20, 2008 at 9:06 am |
Rof du yaqu jën.
Hey wolof, j’ai commencé un dictionnaire de wolof, parce que dama sonnu de ne jamais avoir un dictionnaire sous la main. J’habite dans 3 continents. Pas possible d’acheter tout en trois exemplaires.
Je comptais aussi sur toi pour m’aider, mais comme tu ne parles pas…
September 15, 2008 at 9:22 am |
Tell me something, make me laugh, give me some more power. The weather is so terrible today.
September 16, 2008 at 5:56 pm |
I just got your message. Thank you very much.
February 10, 2009 at 10:43 pm |
*dreams of Pauline M*
April 24, 2009 at 5:31 am |
Hello,
Are you out there? How are you doing this spring?
April 24, 2009 at 5:34 am |
Hi!
It’s autumn where I am.
Cheers!
February 26, 2013 at 10:02 pm |
Some years
so long
and cold
This Winter.
Why this?
Wish you
all the best.
Whoever
Wherever
Whenever.
Hopefully is Lil’ Lady doing fine.
Dama sonn. Maa ngi nelaw.
February 26, 2013 at 10:38 pm |
Hello, wolofi!
February 11, 2014 at 9:19 pm |
Long time no see.
February 11, 2014 at 9:40 pm |
How are you going?
April 8, 2016 at 10:29 am |
sup urgh. cool site. thanks for the pub. i’ma go ahead and third kevjohn2006’s sentiments concerning mos def. peace peace. Come on http://tropaadet.dk/sierrasears66129081815
November 14, 2016 at 7:41 pm |
Mid November here. Dama liiw. How’s Little Piano doing?